Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?
Frank: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Frank: The one that says, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow.’
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables!
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L’
Teacher: No, that’s wrong
Glenn: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L’
Teacher: No, that’s wrong
Glenn: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
Teacher: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
Goss: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
Millie: I is…
Teacher: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
Millie: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Tino: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?’
Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher.
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