Funny and Meaningful Quotes To Read

Being Optimistic is knowing thatAll the people you hate are going to die eventuallyYou just have to wait patiently Hurt a true heart as many times as you wantStill, it won’t stop loving youBut try to cheat a true heartIt won’t hurt or hate you backIt will only not dare to love you again-0-By the... Continue Reading →

Time To Laugh – Part 1 (English Version)

Teacher: Why are you late, Frank? Frank: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Frank: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.' ***Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? John: You told me to do it without using tables!BENCH- Atlantis Body SprayTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'Teacher: No,... Continue Reading →

Time To Laugh – Part 1 (Tagalog Version)

Misis: Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto? Mister: Guni-guni! *** Tanong: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya nang hindi siya mababastos? Sagot: 'Uhm, excuse me, miss...Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo?' *** Aanhin ko ang napakalaking bahay, mamahaling sasakyan, milyun-milyong kayamanan,... Continue Reading →

Psalm 23 For The Work Place

(For The Work Place) The Lord is my real boss, and I shall not want. He gives me peace, when chaos is all around me. He gently reminds me to pray and do all things without murmuring and complaining. He reminds me that He is my source and not my job. He restores my sanity... Continue Reading →

Isko Must Be Sent To Harvard

"Isko" is a Filipino nick name for Francisco. A boy named Isko was very sad in his class.. The teacher asked, "Isko what is your problem?" Isko answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is. I think I should be in the third-grade... Continue Reading →

Praise Be To God In The Highest

A man woke up early in order to have his morning devotion (prayer) in the Lord's house (church). He got dressed, set on his way to the Lord's house. On his way to the church, the man fell and his clothes got dirty. He got up, brushed himself up, and headed home.. At home, he... Continue Reading →

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